Phone Stoned

A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.

Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!

You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?

by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010

phonegasm

a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the space of a few seconds.

Guy 1: Dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times

by ifmod November 11, 2011

Broken phone

When thy idiot brakes they're phone and for then on out can only talk through kik, snapchat or some other stupid app

Tom:Dude I have a broken phone
Chad: We'll have to talk on some dumb app

by Analrules33 May 9, 2015

phone boo

when you are having sex in a phone booth and making a phone call to your mother at the same time.

hi mom it's me i'm in a phone boo
having a good time with your friend sue

by eezle peezle izzlian July 30, 2006

San Jose Cell Phone

A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.

"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."

by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009

Banana Phone

Somone Who Has Done Somthing Very Stupid.

"Did You See What That Guy Just Did?"
"Yah Man Hes A BAnana Phone"

by Rhethaard March 24, 2005

phone-rape

A phrased used to describe rape on the phone. Created by McConnell and Julie, Study hall 2a - represent.

Dude, he just phone-raped me. Rapeonthephone.

by McConnell and Julie March 18, 2009