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Book safe

A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.
I can't believe it!, I got a Book safe full of condoms for my birthday!
by BlackSean January 22, 2011
mugGet the Book safemug.

book

Person 1: “Yo did you see the new kid in school today?”
Person 2: “yeah I heard he’s super smart, like a total book.”
by the bald seagull October 24, 2019
mugGet the bookmug.

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021
mugGet the Cooking the booksmug.

Book

When you get a bunch of pages with words on it and get a report of some sort to write about the words on the book. Just saying only nerds like them.
I got a book to read and it’s a stupid on for a report of some sort.
by Anonymous 000000000000001 March 28, 2019
mugGet the Bookmug.
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere
P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"
by BluBalls January 18, 2021
mugGet the Black bookmug.

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.
by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019
mugGet the poop bookmug.

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