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The Goat

A phrase - Defined by achieving greatness to the greatest extent of your capability.
One day my friend comes over, said LeBron James is the GOAT over MR AIR JORDAN.
by Big_Leonard September 4, 2023
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Goat

(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...

A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.

Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??

Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!

Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
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Goating

A sexual act when the male repeatedly slams into his female partner while she is bent over. The woman is in the most uncomfortable of positions while the male finds the correct angle to which the woman loses conciousness for a brief period of time. When she awakens she is overtaken by surprise starts flailing uncontrolably and making sounds of the myotonic nature.
Man i was hammering on this girl last night and she fainted. I didnt miss a beat shoulda seen her when she woke up. She got a goating for sure.
by JoeCapone666 March 24, 2023
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Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine
Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party
by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 10, 2022
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The GOAT Virus

Virus that began at the end of 2022 that congest the throat and cusses respiratory issues.
He kept trying to clear his throat, because he had the illness caused by The GOAT Virus.
by Demetricejones1969@gmail.com November 13, 2022
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Rape Goat

Rape goats are easily identifiable because they are the safest person to harass, everyone takes part of in some capacity. Despite the malicious behavior targeted at this individual no one actually wants them gone because others find joy in their harassment; in the event that the rape goat is absent a new rape goat will be acquiesced by the group.

The "rape goat" is the lowest ranking individual in a social setting.

"Rape goat" is a metaphor based on the stereotype of farmers raping defenseless goats for their own amusement. The person acquiesced as the rape goat is likewise defenseless and harassed for the group's amusement.
"I don't think it's healthy to have a rape goat in a friend group, he always gets smoke for no reason. If he leaves than what then? Who's going to be the next rape goat?"
by Jomil200918196 February 18, 2024
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