Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists

Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son

by Horny H man February 26, 2019

Matt Bennet Ridder

An awesome dude

Hey look, it's Matt Bennet Ridder!

by naziswereright November 30, 2020

matt chauncey

Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.

What happened to her matt chauncey beat her ass then beat the shit outta her old man.

by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020

matt

a boy w lots of dads😌

musty matt

by jdownsjxoak January 29, 2024

matt

the most powerfull being along with shaggy with his incredible LV2511

oh man i was enjoing wii sports but matt appeared im fuc**d

by 32-bits July 16, 2019

matt leonard

Ugly and gay ass white guy he is a terrible coach and sucks at quarterback

matt leonard is bad at QB

by beastasswhiteboy October 13, 2013

Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024