Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.
??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011
Get the Jordan Victor Reedmug. Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious
by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023
Get the Jordan de Craigmug. A Jordan may seem like a loving and charming young man...but hes not. Hell real you in qith his dark brown eyes, but dont fall for them. He seems sweet and nice right...but those lips arent..ugh dont kiss those. But dont let a Jordan trick you.
by ._therealone_. July 5, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokesmug. Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay
“Jordan is amazinggg”
by Ihopethisnameisnotused November 30, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Random guy who teaches Spanish
by hidsonWujdo February 26, 2019
Get the Sr. Jordanmug.