noob

Someone who is unexperienced and asks stupid questions like "What's a noob?" or "What the heck does 1337 mean?"
"That guy is acting like a total noob."
by Lt. Spus July 25, 2008
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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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Noob

The word Noob comes from a time when all games came in boxes, in 2004 downloading of large game over a few megabytes was unheard of. So if you wanted a large game like World of Warcraft back in 2004 when it launched, you had to bought a physical copy that came in a box, Wow's original size was 10 gigabytes, & would have taken weeks to months to download.

An acronym is a specific type of abbreviation that forms a pronounceable word from the first letter of each word in a phrase. And this is where we get the word Noob from, it is a acronym.

The word NOOB is a acronym, & in World of Warcraft, it was easy to spot a Noob from the endless amount of questions they'd spam in chat. This is where telling people online to "Google it" came from, since WoW had a lot of FAQ posts.

And we'd jokingly ask, "so this is a guess, but are you new to the game?", and they would replay with something like, "how did you guess, yes it's new out of the box". And like with all commonly said phrases on the internet, it was shortened to just NOOB, 'N'ew 'O'ut 'O'f 'B'ox.

NOOB is mean for people that do not know how to play because they just got the game. Someone that has played for months and still plays badly, isn't a NOOB. One is ignorant & doesn't know how to play & the other is indifferent & never bothered to care if they became better at the game, or it could be a lack of skill.

Today I find it amazing how few people remember where NOOB started, & what NOOB really means.
We were all a NOOB at one time, so give them a break. Attention NOOBS, we have a FAQ that should answer most of your questions. FFXIV patch 6.0 was amazing, wish I could be a NOOB & play that part over again & it would be new to me.
by Sin Acedia February 12, 2023
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Super-Noob

A slang term used to describe a perosn on a MMORPG, such as RuneScape. Super-Noobs are commonly seen with nothing on but a cape, running armound yelling "I'm Super-Noob!!"

See Also: noob
Super-noob23: Im super-noob!!!11
by Thomas Davis December 22, 2007
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Noob

A Noob is a new player who is new to the game
there are different kinds of Noobs
1.The really toxic one who pretends like he knows everything
2.The kind that asks for help from others and is generally nice
3.The person that dosent ask for help and ignores everything RUDE somebody says about them
xX_ProGAYMER_XxY : " YOU ARE SO BAD YOU NOOB YOU SHOULD UNSTALL THE GAME YOU DOG WATER NOOB"
Nice_Guy451 "hey you seem new do you need some help noob?"
by SheepMan666 January 24, 2021
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by Pew pew pinaplz October 12, 2019
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legendary noob

someone that just use legendary pokemon to win over other players in the pokemon games. What makes this bad is that you just have to catch them and not raise them at all like other pokemons.
person 1: that guy is a complete legendary noob look at his party! just legendaries.
by realshitmaster64 February 14, 2018
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