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Canadian

Something I'm not allowed to do because of my mother even though I've spent 5 generations in canada
Get these Canadian away from me before I pull the full auto.
by Cody5050 November 9, 2020
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Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts
P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off
Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
by Tarvish June 12, 2020
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Canadian Footjob

A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.
Me and Daryl noticed Gerald getting a Canadian Footjob under the table by the town whore Lewis.
by DualShock4 November 4, 2023
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canadian tennis

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
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Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.
Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze
by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025
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