September 22nd

Kids someone with the letter J in their name

J: hey why did you kiss me

You: because it's September 22nd!

by The_boi_by_you HAHA September 19, 2022

no stealing september

you can’t steal anything from a store or anyone so y’all better get ready😎

Bob:yo imma go rob this store

Joe: didn’t you hear it’s no stealing september

by thatkid-milez December 3, 2019

September 3rd

national wab day. wet ass balls. where we appreciate men and the slimy wab they have and how it smells

september 3rd is a holiday

by killuwah September 3, 2020

september 8

National bless your bf with some nudes

Gf « it’s september 8 what do you want !!! »
Bf « NUDES ! »

by LargeBigMacPlease September 7, 2023

September 25

Post ur self, a day to give Ur self credit for being so beautiful:) and whoever dosent like it can f*ck off!

Girl*posts herself on her story and giving herself credit for being so beautiful*
Boy:*swipes up* “why are u posting ur self*
Girl: because it’s September 25 the day I give myself credit for being so beautiful

Boy: oh

by Thegirlwhohypespeopleup September 25, 2021

September 24th

Kiss your girlfriend day ❤️

September 24th i want to kiss my girlfriend

by Duckydoo1233 September 20, 2022

september 19

a day where fucking tweaked we’re born. fucking social rejects that overthink everything even though they shouldn’t. ugly ass hoes

boy: this bitch is a tweaked bro
boy 2: what’s her birthday
boy: september 19, why?
boy 2: no wonder

by anonymous November 24, 2021