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Self-Restraint

You know when you just want to catch everything in sight on fire? Or fist fight people with no warning hoping multiple people try to stop you so you can fight them too? Or steal some rich old white guy's third car so you can test it out in a police chase in the middle of the night? Or maybe paint yourself in the blood of a non-descript animal and just walk around in public with a huge smile being way too friendly and close to others for somebody obviously covered in any blood whatsoever? But you think about it and don't even though you have no respect for society's comfort? Yeah. That's the ticket.
I don't care enough to demonstrate self-restraint. I'm in more of a public bondage mood today.
by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022
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Self-Keeping Secret

The anti-meme

The self-keeping secret
by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022
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Self-Kardashianing

-To self promote
-Usually attempted by individuals with little to no talent.

Those that preform these heinous acts, often lack character, skills as well as a basic understanding of right and wrong.
Please stop self-kardashianing. Your parents grow weary and you’re not gaining anything. A paid ho is still a ho. They just agreed on a dollar amount
by VanillaThunder96 May 9, 2022
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Self Love

oh you love yourself? sorry thats maxs thing”
“self love? are you talking about max?”
by montemoneyz October 24, 2022
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self love

whats self love?” “max”
by slurper69 October 25, 2022
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Self Dickeat

When you ask someone to look up something for the sole intent of making yourself look good.
"Need a report on what happened at the Rally on November 11th 2019."

-He knows exactly what he's doing, self dickeat
by UncleWho November 11, 2022
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Self meltdown

A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.
She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.
by Brewton September 24, 2022
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