What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
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Get the nowhere road mug.Nicki and I decided to take our relationship to another level last night by going up a dirt road. I told her to just relax and take a deep breath.
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Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
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Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
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When the door is locked on a gas station because I am in tapping the waitress ass while actually being on a road trip.
When the door is locked on a gas station because I am in tapping the waitress ass while actually being on a road trip.
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