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put a crete in that hoe

shoot a mf with a big green or some shit idk
"put a crete in that hoe, like i am lebron james on a tuesday" - stove
by biggreen2000 April 30, 2022
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put kai

to put kai is to put your 'hand'(kai) on a person after obtaining the required consent in order to commence with sexual activities. Followed by an '-uh' if asked as a yes/no question used as a rising intonation.
A: I finally met my gf for the first time after a year of texting online.
B: finally!!! Put kai-uh?

A: Yesssir ya boi finally a man.
by mistahmistah January 28, 2023
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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Put the P in me

Something you say when a hot University Police Officer Passes by
Damn, I didn't know I was going to class and seeing such a hot UP officer on the way, he can Put the P in Me
by Darrin Mccarty February 27, 2024
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there once was a ship that was put to sea

a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds
there once was a ship that was put to sea
by xdr5t3evq3q November 12, 2023
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Put the coat on

A phrase used to say to your friend when they are acting cocky or feeling themselves.
Kai: I actually looks so good right now
Philly: alright, put the coat on
by words of litter tray October 4, 2018
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Stay put or be kaput

(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble
Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"

They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.
by EmJayee April 19, 2020
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