Noah

Noah is the perfect mixture of energetic and lazy. Most of the times you'll see him sitting alone or just talking with one person so you can't expect him to go over to you and start the conversation you need to start it instead. He usually has one real group of friends that he enjoys hanging out with and he'll put everything aside just to hang out with them. If he ever tells you "Fuck you" that's how you know he really cares about you. And if you call him short he won't hesitate to punch back.. or bite.

"Hey Noah seems happy with that one person"
"Oh yeah thats his friend"

by Lost_kid124 January 19, 2022

Noah

He is the best person you will ever meet

Person A: Did you meet Noah?
Person B: No, ah didn't!
Person A: You're such an idiot.

by exampleofperson'sname March 30, 2022

Noah

Cheating POS

Noah cheated on me and tried to be the victim.

by A pimp ass guy 2 August 28, 2020

Like Noah

And this is another simile so stay with me here because I know you struggle with this:

Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."

A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."

Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Noah McVey

Scary. It's the one word that defines everything about a Noah. He likes to touch you and make you feel good but in reality he doesn't have a care for you at all. He is extremely hot and extremely mesmerizing but do not trust a Noah McVey. He doesn't have any respect for girls but that doesn't stop him for having girlfriend after girlfriend. Even though he acts trustworthy, he is the least trustful person ever.

Girl 1: Noah McVey is looking extra cute today.
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too

by Brookyln Leness October 28, 2017

Noah

A mexican

Omg is that a Mexican!
-oh no, it's just Noah

by Addieeeeeeeee June 20, 2019

Mr. Noah

Evil.

Did you see Mr. Noah today? He’s looking extra menacing.

by Luckknobs November 30, 2021