Noah

A cute handsome boy who’s very funny and overprotective and sweet when he wants to be and just perfect in general. You will definitely wanna spend a whole life time with him. Life has no meaning without him. He’s adorable and cute. Has amazing shoe game style and taste. Always dresses well too. Noah will be on your mine forever

girl 1: your Noah’s girlfriend ?!
girl 2: ofc I love him so much

Girl 1: aww THATS so cute I ship u guys together aww

by jehejwjwwjjwwjkwjwkww July 15, 2022

Noah

Noah is really nice. Noah Gets many many girls. Noah is Alpha male. Noah is packing. He is good at sexy time.

Noah also has a big dick like Ted's massive´ shlong. Noah really will beat you up, Be very carefull.

"I would really love to be like Noah" - Everyone!

by Noah, in latin class. November 16, 2020

Noah

A faggot. The one kid in school that nobody wants to be around. does strange things and doesn't accept personal space. always smells really weird and has wreaking bad breath. Often referred to as a "jimmy". could be described as a pedofile the way he stares at children and women.

"ew stacey, look at that noah over there"
"yeah hes so weird, id never let him around my kids"

by jack bins August 23, 2022

Noah

Noah is a person with many depths. Noah is a complete and utter cunt. He has a small dick that can’t even reach a bitches g spot.

Guy 1: hey did you see that Noah just got his bitch took

Guy 2: What! I actually ain’t surprised.

Guy1:yeah Noah is ugly af and I heard his balls haven’t dropped yet

by Baddietimes20000 February 22, 2022

Noah

fucking respond dry ass bitch lame ahh hoe tf smd

Me:*long ass paragraph
Noah: k

by itsbiabitch May 16, 2022

Noah

Noah can be a Noah. He is only human and can be trying but generally, he is a great guy and worthy of respect. Noah is blonde and loves football. He loves his family and loves Texas. He doesn't like snakes and is VERY athletic. If you know a Noah value him, he may be ruff around the edges but he has a good heart.

"Noah is hard to get through, but when you do he is a great guy!"

by A. B. March 27, 2020

Noah

A filthy fucking nigger that sucks cock for a living and often wishes he could not be super gay

i ran into a fucking Noah last night online

by mega fag 420 December 14, 2021