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Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
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trans male

someone who was born with female parts/genitalia, but identifies as male since they are not comfortable with being seen as a girl. these people have always been men/boys, but in the wrong body.
person 1: "did u see that girl, samantha? she cut her hair"
person 2: "well, samantha actually changed her name and pronouns. his name is now sam and they go by he/they. he told me to help out their social transition and tell some people. he's a trans male."
person 1: "oh cool! thanks for telling me. they are a very valid trans male."
by rai_israd May 29, 2021
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Male

1. A male organism
2. The gender able to make a female pregnant via insemination
Lucas is a male name
by the random. November 9, 2021
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meta male

A man whose online (or augmented reality) personality usurps his real-life physical presence, charisma, social status and self-worth. For these reasons, meta males usually spend considerable time pursuing virtual achievements compared to real ones. Meta males are often beta keyboard warrior simps with few redeemable qualities to contribute to society.
Greg: "Has anyone seen Jason lately? I haven't been able to steal his lunch money for weeks, I've had to resort to actually bringing my own lunch to school."

Steve: Jason is such a meta male, he spends all of his time on second life.
by MetaWarrior November 15, 2021
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Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.
Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.
by Crankytdog November 16, 2021
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Artemis (male)

The gayest human being. Can't find a girlfriend and always gets picked up by friends and family. He also smells a lot.
What's that smell?
it's Artemis (male) again
by ela mhtso November 20, 2021
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Alpo male

A human male who eats Alpo brand dog food
Clark is such a Alpo male , he's been eating Alpo brand dog food for a few months now.
by Sacredalien March 17, 2022
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