Mike Ropenis

Chad's alter ego.

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...

by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

aww mike

When a gay man is mad and doesn’t want to swear his allegiance to the empire.

Person 1: *pranks person two*
Person 2: Aww mike you bro

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

aww mike

When a gay man doesn’t want to curse but wants to swear allegiance to te empire

Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person2: aww Mike! That Miken hurt

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

Juicy mike

Broken back

I have a juicy mike

by Scootscootpipip May 18, 2018

mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.

Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!

by german horse cock September 24, 2017

'drop the mike'

a gesture..dropping your smartphone to celebrate some sort of triumph or accomplishment
as evidenced by one image or another on the phone..very common in TV ads

And one does 'drop the mike' for emphasis of whatever

by has_te October 17, 2017

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017