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book

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.
I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!
by pentozali October 16, 2012
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Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021
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book

Person 1: “Yo did you see the new kid in school today?”
Person 2: “yeah I heard he’s super smart, like a total book.”
by the bald seagull October 24, 2019
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Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .
" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "
by Kazlex May 26, 2017
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THE BOOK MAN

He is a guy who poOS ON BOOKS POOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP FEELS GOOD HUH
the book man pops on BOOKS RAWR
by Chunky Man January 15, 2020
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Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
by Kugeln March 18, 2019
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Booked

to let others know they have to schedule time to spend with you , because you are a very busy individual on a tight schedule !
Can I see you tonight?
Oh no sweetie, I’m booked ! Let’s try to hang out next week after 2pm, deal? Perfect!
by Purestuntiiin November 9, 2018
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