Badger Rat

A worn out loose Vagina resembling a dead Rat. Also smells like a Badger.

Did you go down on Sally last night? Nah, she had Badger Rat, I could smell it a mile off.

by Cri Cri W January 28, 2023

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

sandy banger

The effects of cheap beer or liquor are not unlike rubbing one's tongue with sand paper and banging your head against a wall.

I got pissed off of sandy bangers last night and my ass is dragging bad.

by Steny February 5, 2007

tag badger

In BF2142, the Russian Tag Badgers hunt in groups, but since there's only one dogtag per victim it often ends in a fight between the tag badgers. They are very elusive.

Reginald: How did you die?
Andrew: I was ambushed by tag badgers.

by Stealth Clobber April 20, 2007

douche baggerary

When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.

"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"

"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"

by gimmeurtots72 February 7, 2010

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Dirty Barber Pole

A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.

dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night

by MadtownJay October 29, 2010