Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Revoking your manhood card

Revoking your manhood card is a phrase. For example, if your friend says that he is revoking your manhood card, it probably means you did something very feminine or unmanly, so he is taking away your manhood status. Thus revoking your manhood card, banishing you from manhood.

He said he would be revoking your manhood card, Jim. I'm sorry, I tried to make him reconsider. He's too angry, he's going to take it away.

by dimitrigucci April 7, 2024

vleis card

Similar to face card (essentially just your face, but from a beauty/vanity perspective), a vleis card is your penis, or a dick pic.

"Vleis" (rhymes with "face") is the South African Afrikaans word for "meat"

Girl, Peter I asked peter to show me his vleis card and, OMG, he's really packing!

by Original_MNH April 12, 2024

Brixton credit card

A snapback cap.
Its chav authorization to overthrow blocks in the street.. Brixton in London is super rough.

Ay Stab, i like the cut of your jib man,

Fonky to the bone!

Ay is that Brixton credit card new? Slick man!

by Step lupid April 14, 2024

Bussy card

A card that is approved for all claims and charges in relation to one’s Bussy.

Let me see your Bussy card so I can check your claims

by dtstech April 18, 2024

Trump Card

When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump to scare others and avoid consequences for something bad they've said or done.

MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!

Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!

MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!

by Thehazer May 24, 2024

Trump Card

When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump try and get away with something bad they've said or done.

MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!

Boss: Don't pull the Trump Card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!

by Thehazer May 25, 2024