"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
by C L G May 1, 2025
Get the Keep Your Jaw Onmug. British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
by BioHazardX February 24, 2022
Get the Check your teamug.
Get the your mommug. An expression used to emphasise or highlight how much work an individual has done over a specified period of time.
“I need a new job and a lighter work load, I’m fed up of coming in here and being asked to constantly ‘punch your cunt out’.”
“I’ve been here for 3 hours and have done nothing but punch my cunt out.”
“I’ve been here for 3 hours and have done nothing but punch my cunt out.”
by DottyCotton July 16, 2025
Get the Punch Your Cunt Outmug. by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017
Get the Figured out your spice cabinetmug. by maddie h. January 9, 2022
Get the National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day!mug. 