Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

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Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.

OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.

by Selsie December 15, 2021

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Good shit

A guy, usually between the ages of 21-30. Always a conservative. A "good shit" is jacked, has tats and possibly smokes. He looks like a jackass but is actually a really nice, mature & responsible young man who was raised right. Good shits don't come along very often, but when they do they're sure as hell keepers.

"Eww. That badass jacked guy in the corner looks like a jackass."

"Him? Naw, that's Matthew. He's one of the boys. He is a good shit bc he is a jacked conservative with a badass motercycle and he is a really nice guy."

by Anamericanbadass69 July 4, 2022

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Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).

Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...

by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017

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