missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

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- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 1, 2025

National Rep Your Flag Day

This day on April 27, every year you can rep your flag and it’s independence.

“She represented her flag on April 27th for National Rep Your Flag Day.”

by lei. April 27, 2022

Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason

Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017