your mom

a term used by many annoying middle school boys

why did you ask her that?
your mom ahahahahhaahah

by aye.gottem January 6, 2019

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover

“What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”

by dylanthedino October 30, 2019

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.

"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"

by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021

National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

Your mom

The most powerful fucking roast of the face of the earth if you find someone daring enough to say this be careful you might be killed by this powerful roast

YOUR MOM

by Dino nuggie 420 July 23, 2021