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Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant
Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on
by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019
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Urban Dicked

Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.
John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!
by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013
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Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .
On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.
by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020
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Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.
Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.
by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012
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after dick

After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.
Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.
by The OriginalStealth January 31, 2019
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Tittie Dick

A person who places their penis in between male or female breasts.
"He just tittie dicked that bitch"
"Look at that tittie dick over there dicking those titties."
by Derick Ruhl October 5, 2020
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