telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Bungle your boose

When the situation arises that a fiending boose bungunler in is search of its next fix of the nic and asks, "hey, can I bungle your boose?"

Hey, can I bungle your boose ?

by The crop bois April 14, 2022

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

out your noggin.

1.)fucked up; or out
of your mind. on a high.

2.)retarded or mentally ill;
for thinking so high of your self;
or a insignificant otherr; or
says or does something completely gayy!

caitlin: megan im taking a shitt right now.

megan: you must be out your noggin to think i care and for telling me that!

caitlin: sorry.

megan: ....

caitlin your out your noggin.

by somee kidd July 18, 2008

meet your creator

"Meet your creator"
With the word creator meaning god.
Meet your creator is another way of saying die. Because many people believe that when they die they'll go to heaven, and god presumably resides in heaven wich means you'll meet him.

Jimmy:"no, please! Have mercy!"
Bobby:"meet your creator motherfucker"
Jimmy: *dies*
Bobby:"HAHAHA"

by BobbyAndJimmyGetAlongQuiteWell September 11, 2018