Bully Your Anchors Day

bully your anchors because they don’t do their job.

we celebrate bully your anchors day every day

by dhrjrjrbrhrbrbr October 27, 2021

Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So for the last 7 days of February, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day that you see him.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once each day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter

yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight

by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

Have a boyfriend? Kiss him on May 7th. May 7th is National kiss your boyfriend day so celebrate.

Can we kiss?
Wait until May 7th, that’s National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021