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Person 1: I know Mac is good and all, but I prefer Windows.
Person 2: We're not friends anymore.
Person 1: Sorry.
by aphex12 December 13, 2025
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Windows 11 Slander

Roasting Microsoft’s newest OS nonstop with memes, TikToks, or long video essays just to get clout. It usually means zeroing in on every tiny UI inconsistency or odd design choice and treating it like a personal declaration of war against users. Unfortunately, it’s only gotten worse since Microsoft added AI features.
User A: "I just spent three hours registry hacking my PC just to move the taskbar to the top of the screen."

User B: "Can you just chill out with the Windows 11 slander, bro? It’s been three years. Just use the search bar."
by ReianaSmiley December 23, 2025
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Windows Shit Hurdle

Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.
I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.
by darthgandhi December 29, 2025
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window stalker

To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.
“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”

“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“

“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”

“Maybe he is just bored.”
by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025
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Juicy window

The window of time teams across the world have to meet and be in their normal working hours.
It is nearly impossible to book a meeting in the juicy window.
by Thousandspiders April 4, 2025
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Windows 10 Effect

When someone uses a garbage operating system for so long that they get used to its crap factor and consider it good.
Guy: I'll never upgrade to Windows 11, Windows 10 is way better!
Doctor: You seem to be under the influence of the Windows 10 Effect, Windows 11 is the same shit. I'd recommend switching to Linux or macOS for a change.
by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025
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