Bone digger

A girl who became a archaeologist but instead spends all her time going out looking for dick but still believes that she is perusing her professional career and has discovered many bones in her journey.

Dude I knew that girl in archaeology class, she loves grabbing cock. You should go say hello to her she is a “professional” bone digger.

by drew a button August 18, 2019

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

Bone Scone

Bone scone is slang for the male anatomic penis: previously known as cock, dick,wiener, shaft, club, banana, hot dog, etc. It is most commonly used in a short sentence that contains another word that rhymes with bone/scone.

---I'm gunna go be alone with my bone scone...aka to jerk off
---I saw that hot girl and my bone scone turned to stone...aka to get a stiffy
---I made that bitch moan and groan with a serving of my bone scone...aka giving out a good hot dicking
---"wanna taste of my bone scone?"...as a pick up line or to ask for a bj.

by ultradouche11223344 May 9, 2011

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

jiggle bones

Breasts/Bosom/Boobs.
Can be referred to as male/female, human or animal.

Wow....check out the jiggle bones on that lady/guy/other.

by JimTheGrim May 6, 2018

SKUTAH BONE

An awesome title bestowed on a man whom undergoes a terrific transformation from a gigantic nerd/geekinto one of (if not THE) coolest people on earth!

Yo, Skutah Bones! What the science!?! (Shao)

by Scott May 7, 2004

Boned up

To have a boner. An erection of the male reproductive organ.

Derek: Dan how do you live with Laura in this class?
Dan: What do you mean?
Derek: Aren't you constantly just boned up?

by PeacockRB April 10, 2015