Daddy Dirks

The ultimate example of a scoundrel, particularly when someone misuses money that is not theirs, as in the case of public funds. Originated from UC Berkeley ex-Chancellor Dirks

A: Dude, my roommate stole my security deposit and bought a stash of weed
B: Your roommate is basically Daddy Dirks

A: I never thought someone could squander the charity's money like that!
B: Daddy Dirks would

by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

Daddy Roulette

A Group of Guys/Friends Finish in a cup and mix it together, they find a Host/Girl and impregnate her. She gets a paternity test and can ask only one guy. With a contract

(Due to contract signing she cant ask the other guys for a test.)

Hey lisa wanna play daddy Roulette?

Lisa "sure"

Friends " finish in cup and fill her up"
Doctor:" you pregnant lisa"
Lisa "I think its you Jared"
Test: "Jared is not the Father"
Friends: Yell in Joy.

by Profection November 11, 2018

Swan Daddy

The thing everybody used to call me in elementary and still do

Every Kid: Hey its swan daddy
Me: for fucks sake

by Cytoria November 21, 2018

Big daddy

Being at least 6x the weight of your significant other.

Can you be my big daddy?

by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018

Daddy Dumptruck

A man who's ass is just massive. So large that his fellow coworkers call him "Daddy Dumptruck", no matter the situation, and no matter who is around.

"Hey daddy dumptruck, can you grab me that pencil"
Literally the work center supervisor: "Yes, my son"

by bigdKfullFULL October 26, 2020

daddy zef

The daddy that will do you harder than any other daddy in the neighborhood.

Oh yes! Do me harder, daddy Zef

by KingBlaze January 17, 2018

daddy oh

litteraly when your father fucks you

girl;daddy fuck me
Boy;ok

Girl;geting fucked oh daddy
boy;like it
girl;harder
boy;fucking harder
Girl;DADDY OH

by hfeiuhaerflerwhiue November 18, 2020