City Needs Sleep

A self-explanatory term for a city that needs sleep such as a city that has a nearly empty nightlife or a city that has a virus (or any carriers of disease) infecting numbers of its denizens.

Bob: I just went to Austin, Texas. Man, that city needs sleep.
Luke: I agree man, the disease hits hard on Austin, Texas. There is about a few people infected there.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

sleep

what’s that?

*sleep has left the chat*

by shxid April 4, 2020

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

sleep wake

your so tired your not

at 3am im usually sleep wake

by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020

Sleep

What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.

Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020

Sleep

A mythical state of mind

Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?

Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist

The Universe:*face palm*

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

Sleep

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

by CR_ April 27, 2020