this can be used to say if a girl/boy is attractive or good looking . bcs like u marry people u put rings on em meaning their marriage material
by troy like thats what im sayin October 28, 2021

"Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
by lemlemlem May 11, 2018

Hey Ted, you should see your mom's tater hole! She has an accute case of Tater-ring after I anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy butter!
by Sloppy joe June 19, 2006

A band of metal that goes around ones arm to signify badassery. Usually given by someone who has many but sometimes taken off of the body of those you have slain.
by UnclUncle March 5, 2017

by sourstraxberry March 22, 2021

by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019

The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.
Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
by Obeflow August 27, 2025
