Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

Cadbury cream puff

When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.

Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes

by Chucknusket April 17, 2017

chuck us a puff dog

Asking someone usually a friend for a Puff of a joint/ciggarete.

Chuck us a puff dog ya seig yoza WOOF!

by Seigyozamandan May 7, 2018

Huff and Puff

"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.

"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"

"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"

"Got any plans for tonight ?"

by Raúl "Dirty" Sanchez August 19, 2018

Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 5, 2019

boston cream puff

When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

by Musky2248 November 30, 2019