one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 December 5, 2007

TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

Oh My Leg

The funny Happy Wheels reference

*literally anything happens*
Wheelchair Man: OH MY LEG

by AdhesiveMadMan February 24, 2023

Stomp on my leg

a sarcastic comment to say "fine, I'll do it"

"you should buy that shirt, man "FINE, stomp on my leg, I'll do it"

by moneybags1800 September 9, 2021

Ronnie's Leg Syndrome

Defined as when ones leg is at an skew, and I particularly not proportionally correct.

"Do not make fun of danielle, he has Ronnie's leg syndrome"

by Malquavious JR April 18, 2022

Miss One-Leg

Any female who dances with you at a club and lifts one leg up while she's grinding her pelvis into yours, but freaks out when you grab her other leg in an attempt to mount her on you.

"I tried to lift that girl up on a nigga but she freaked the fuck out. Obviously she don't know what happens when you lift yo leg on a nigga. I guess she's just a Miss One-Leg."

by Yung Phil July 29, 2012

stanky legged hoe

Contentious, I.E a bitch

That girl at mid valley dental was a stanky legged hoe

by cheesuswithjesus November 6, 2017