Double Wrong

One stupid decision leads to another stupid decision

Bill decided not to go to work one morning and got fired for doing so. The next day Bill had to rob a bank to stay wealthy. Bill had done a double wrong

by MMrMean January 17, 2009

Double J

A jizim junkie. One who needs copious amounts of her lover's cum to feed her habit.

What's wrong with that girl? ...Oh, her, she's a Double J, and her man's out of town.

by Stalking Possum July 23, 2013

double mctwist

snowboarding trick involving two full vertical backflips and one and half horizontal flips

grabs optional

almost impossible

Shaun White can do a double mctwist

by ckhjihiuhi January 24, 2010

double joke

The ultimate form of humor. A joke that is planted and has face meaning, but also can me a direct or indirect insult, or a comment with a deeper meaning.

Earlier, anonymous girl told me about luke P because “he’s cute” from the bachelorette’s latest 2019 edition (AL Hannah)
As we both watch the scotland episode, I decided to shred luke p
“Dude this guy is a walking survey”
Says ‘oh so tell me about this’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
But ‘so cute though”

To analyze:
I rip the schmuck and my in my last line ‘so cute tho’ is something luke p said, but also something anonymous girl said, which is where the deeper meaning should sink in.

That is how the double joke card is played

by BrettSvergara June 11, 2019

double bitchin'

(adj.) 1. Equal or greater than twice the intensity of bitchin'. 2. Really, really awesome.

"Wow! This song sounds double bitchin' through these headphones!"

by Razukin December 3, 2002

Double Dickhead

Poorly thought out insulting word used by those with inferior vocabularies, derived from India

"You double dickhead"

by frangalangadingdong December 23, 2011

double jeopardy

when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.

Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.

by steve ji March 17, 2008