An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.
by Raymond Poison March 29, 2011
The sick-bag is an act reserved for no strings attached college sex. The act involves drinking obsessive amounts of hard liquor, preferably Johnny Walker Red, and convincing the female to allow you to provide oral stimulation. Wait until you are about to be sick to begin the act and make sure to pull the labia open in order to vomit highly acidic liquor vomit directly into her vagina, aiming for her cervix. Thus using her vagina as an airline sick-bag. Coitus after vomiting will help to ensure that the smell will never come out of her Netherlands.
by Chuggo May 16, 2009
The overnight bag you keep in the trunk of your car in case you end up staying the night at somebody's house. If you are out drinking, it might be called a drunken slut bag.
by $Jo$ November 22, 2007
1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge.
2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.
For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"
2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.
For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"
by Daisy91 September 23, 2008
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by Larze dawg April 04, 2010