Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

noob

racial slur

noob

by lb March 24, 2021

Noob

A sexually abused individual, a new player in a game, a bad player in a game

This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to make a house
This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to syntax a proper sentence

by AntonarosTrelaras101 December 27, 2017

noob effect

aka dunning-kruger effect
a type of cognitive bias where people with little expertise or skill assume they have superior expertise or skill. This overestimation occurs as a result of the fact that they lack the knowledge to know that their knowledge isn't sufficient.

well yeah, he thinks hes the best at everything because of the noob effect.

by puristyle June 6, 2024

Noob

A person named Jess (like bro can't even do the kyoto combo in strongest)

You are too noob bro!

by Someone that you used to knoww January 16, 2024

Noob

To be totally bad at something or another way of saying loser, lame, trash or bot in the new way

Bro those 1900 kids called us a loser so we got dem back in 2019 and called dem noobs at stuff

by MLG_Master December 5, 2019

Noob-Cannon

1: A label given to any weapon that is deemed over powered

2: The AWP

Oh mai gawd! You fuckin n00b! Wth ur fuckin Noob-Cannon!

by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010