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Tink Metals

That Tink Metals is sure to have runny sores.
by Sivled November 13, 2003
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emo-metal

Pretty much "ALL" metal is a bunch of gay goth/emo bullshit.
Take your fucking bullshit metal emo-metal sub-genres and shove them up your teenybopper fag asses."OH MY GOTH,YOU ARE ALL THO EMO IT HURTS MY POOPER"....

dicks
by die ya little fuckin bitches September 21, 2005
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Tr00 Kvlt Metal

Tr00 as in for real, blacker than black, eviler than evil,
Kvlt as above,
Metal, heavy metal music, chiefly Black Metal.

To sum it up, Black Metal that is not phony.
Emo Dork: "Wow, I love Immortal. That's some Tr00 Kvlt Metal right there."
Black Metal Dude: Go away, poser, and let me listen to some Gorgoroth"
by mellowcheddar February 19, 2009
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Dirty Metal Boy

Also known as Arseny derrives from gayness.
Dirty metal boy is a term used to show metal boys how nooby they are ^^
Arseny, you're such a dirty metal boy, indie FTW!!1!!one!!
by lycanthropist September 16, 2007
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Off-white Metal

This is a bullshit genre of metal that comes from black metal that is exactly the same color, just a little off-white, and therefore is not black. This sounds exactly like death metal, but is still black metal that is a little off-white. Off-white metal did not originate anywhere. This can be most closely related to the collection of these types of metals; black, death, thrash, gore, gore-death, death-black, black-thrash, death-thrash, death-gore, black-gore, power heavy, lollipop thrash, and pop metal. This does not include Linkin Park though. They are the farthest thing from metal ever created.
"Duuude this off-white metal sounds just like death metal that is a little black."
by Chlorox March 26, 2005
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Awesome 2005 documentary directed by metalhead Sam Dunn, an anthropoligist from British Columbia. The film studies many topics relating to Heavy Metal, including:

-Who the very first Heavy Metal band is (widely believed to be Black Sabbath, as suggested in the film) as well as the roots of metal
-The backgrounds of Heavy Metal musicians and their fans
-Gender and sexuality roles in Metal
-Why a lot of bands have faced problems with censorship due to their lyrical content, album art, and live shows
-Satanic and/or anti-christian beliefs followed by a handful of Norweigian Black Metal bands, as well as other views on religion, satanism, and other controversial topics when associated with metal.

People interviewed include (but are NOT limited to) Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath, Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Lemmy of Motorhead, James "Munky" Shaffer" of Korn, Ronnie James Dio, Corey Taylor and Joey Jordinson of Slipknot, Kerry King and Tom Araya of Slayer, Gaahl of Gorgoroth, Alex Webster and George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse, and many other metal musicians and producers, as well as multiple fans, socioligists, and even one minister.

The film is a largely independent film with limited theatrical release, so very few are totally familiar with it. A sequal entitled "Global Metal" was released in 2008, which is probably just as good but even less known.
Brad thinks Nickelback is Metal, so I'm going to show him "Metal: A Headbanger's Journey" to teach him what real metal is about.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011
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Heavy metal porn

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and porn music.
by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009
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