Luke Cold

Luke Cold is when you get a drink, put it in the fridge for about 15-30 minutes and then It's not TOO cold but definitely not warm, perfect for chugging.

Ali: wife is the water luke cold yet?
Evren: no my king.

by Evrens father June 4, 2022

Luke morganism

luke morganism is the term in which certain events take place which may be considered homosexual, greasy, disgusting, vile and so on

why are you having sex with that dead dog corpse thats some absolute luke morganism

by Spudylad June 5, 2022

Luke

Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies

Luke is short

by hippopotomonstrosesquipedali December 9, 2021

Luke

lol youll never get a girlfriend dude, give up

"omg youre luke?!"
"yeah ill never get a girlfriend

by local crackhead with no life December 9, 2021

Luke Skywalker

The prince of Alcatraz or Luke Skywalker is a fictional character from the space attack universe. His mother peps Skywalker and his dad Santa Skywalker were his parents until lord evader blew up there hidey hole.

Luke Skywalker beats his best friend the hairy cave man

by Regular man December 12, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021