A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
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Girl 1- Jacob is so fucking hot we fucked last night and he made me moan so loud I just wanna go back to yesterday
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME
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A dumbass trannie that has lying hair and looks like a gorilla and has a small dick maybe he doesn't have dicl but fs if you see him runnn!!!
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