Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

Bubbling

Bubbling

Slang: Used almost formally among Nigerians, used to express liveliness in a place or neighborhood

Broad Street is always bubbling on Fridays, because of the new night club.
My area is always bubbling on New year eve

by Tpatrick August 19, 2020

Double Bubble Blowie

A blow job where the person giving the blowjob has a whole stick of hubba bubba bubble gum in their mouth.

Hey Shorty, wanna give me a double bubble blowie later?

by Eye Pea Freely April 18, 2024

Bubble Fro

A short Afro type hairstyle that resembles a bubble around the head

My neighbor down the street has a Bubble Fro

by CallinmSeenm August 14, 2014

Bubble

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble".

"I love you too, bubble".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Bubble Fowl

Someone from Bequia

That girl is a Bubble fowl

Which means she’s from Bequia

by 3Dots… March 30, 2022

Bubble

A bubble is something that brings everyone happiness and u can’t say the word when ur mad bc ur jus gonna smile 😊

Can I have some bubbles please

by Fat big hug October 16, 2022