David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

juan david

He the hardest flexed out here he gat broke boys he got mad paper is nice and always on a mission

Juan David means flex on broke ninjas

by Gay ninja 69 May 16, 2018

David Zambrano

a hoe, slut, mostly fat, very fat

hey David Zambrano why are u fat

cause im David Zambrano nigga

by jdjeoeiwksoaaowsi August 21, 2020

David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.

You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!

by Salansar October 19, 2008

david cotto

David cotto is a good looking Latin he gets any girl he wants and gives a girl what she wants and how she wants it

David cotto is so sexy I love his Latin body

by Se your but bitch June 22, 2017

john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021

david chambers

a very cool kid. he always gets whatever he wants and is the greatest internet jesus since mark zuckerberg (ew). he is the creator and mind behind maskonmaskoff.me

bitch 1: i just heard that david chambers launched a cool new website at dawson! this guy is so sexy and smart!
bitch 2: wow david chambers sure is sexy and smart, i wish that i could just marry him! sadly he is already dating the hottest girl in the world.

by davidclarissedavidclarissedavi February 13, 2022