by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016
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"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
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"Andy just made up one of his favorite drinks, called captain on the shi." or "I'm duckin' frunk! Another captain on the shi for me!"
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Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.
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