They told us not to say anything

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?

Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

our neighbors would hate us

“Our neighbors would hate us” basically means that if you and that person were dating the neighbors would hate you because you’re making so much noise. Usually sexually.

“If I was dating Ryan Gosling our neighbors would hate us.”

by thatonefeministbitch May 12, 2025

Spit us out

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!

Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes

"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Go girl give us nothing

When someone’s giving you nothing. In the sense that their actions/responses is meaningless, underwhelming, or disappointing. Boring, unenthusiastic, bad.

-“I heard you and Sasha got into a fight again? What did he say this time?Are you ok?”
-“It’s fine.”
- “go girl give us nothing.”

by urbanita-airlines October 25, 2025

not like us

a disstrack by the one and only kdot (kendrick lamar), he disses drake and accuses him of being a pedophile and other crazy shit. i don't think drake is coming back after this one

guy: did you hear kendrick lamar's new diss?
guy 2: yeah! "certified loverboy, certified ped-"
not like us (as something or someone was formerly) (that is the wrong definition but i put it there anyways)

by $4N6555 June 30, 2024

Among Us

Among Us is a game by the people who created animated stickmen doing stupid things all the time. The game starts with 10 people on some spaceship, and theres an alien pretending to be a human. The alien, or known as the Impostor, has to kill everyone on the ship without getting caught. It's the easiest way to do all 3: ruin friendships, lose all your braincells, and never trust anyone. ever again.

One day in Among Us...

EMERGENCY MEETING
Red: where
blue: where
green: where
black: where
pink: red
red: how?
pink: red
blue: red
purple: red
black: red

Red was not the Impostor.
1 Impostor remains.

Red left the game.

by Suspending November 23, 2020