<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

second cousin-pibling

Parent's second cousin.

My second cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Post-Second-Date Phenomenon

The phenomenon of feeling hatred and disgust following a second date with someone. Typically, the first date goes really well: you feel excited at the potential of this suitor. However, when the second date comes along, you encounter an intrusive mental blockage that prohibits you from enjoying this experience any longer. Externally, there is no issue: the date is perfect on paper. However, when reflecting on the experience, you feel a retrospective sense of repulsion that can’t be attributed to any instance. Your internal sabotage taints the image of your date, halting any prospective relationship.

“I was really excited to go on a second date with this guy because the first date went so well, but it just ended and I feel so awful and gross! It was a totally normal time: what is wrong with me? What do you think happened?” “Girl, that’s the post-second-date phenomenon!”

by Coffee Micro November 3, 2025

Second hand scrolling

The act of looking over one's shoulder while they are engaged in scrolling on their device.

Damn dude get your own phone and stop second hand scrolling my shit.

by shanagains9211 April 29, 2025

Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.

Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.

by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024

Second Burn

The burning sensation in one's anus when defecating after eating something spicy.

i.e. It burns once going in and again coming out.

Afterburn

1: The habanero burned my mouth pretty badly, but the second burn was even worse!
2: Oh man, the second burn from that salsa had me on the toilet for hours!

by Emzi Mazem February 21, 2014