Chopping

Wanking, tossing

If you want to spend your time furiously chopping behind your locked bathroom door that's up to you, but just remember that in real life - she's mine.

by Duncling April 13, 2018

Chop Spot

A nice chill safe spot for a chop. (See session)

Usual suspects include building sites, parks, houses, anywhere on the road when equipped with a billy and vehicle, practically any spot in the world.

Hey man pass the billy this way.

Nah man this chop spot's dodge, lets find another.

Hows about kings park?

Fuck yeah were outta here

by trel July 17, 2006

chop it up

to hurry tf up when someone is being slow

He was driving slow to my early appointment so I told him to chop it up

by May 13, 2025

chop your neck

When you get caught in lie and end up looking stupid. The person caught in the lie has to make a chopping motion on their neck, or be chopped on their neck by the person who caught them in a lie.

Popular in the New York area in the early 2000s

“Did you eat the last cookie?”
“Nah, it wasn’t me”
“Really? Then why you full of crumbs? AHH CHOP YOUR NECK!”

by March 10, 2023

hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC

Shut up and hold my chop cheese!

by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022

Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 13, 2025

Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

We were on a road trip and she Tesla Chopped me 17 times.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021