by dank beans May 5, 2018

by Enter generic name here January 8, 2014

by big frank g March 6, 2021

by mad bean creator April 8, 2019

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.
"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

(Verb) — To suddenly change the subject when asked an uncomfortable or pointed question that one does not want to answer; with the intention of distracting the questioner.
1. Mary: Did you pass your bio exam?
Stacy: Have you tried the bean dip, it’s
really good!
2. Bill: What did you say when she wanted
to take it to the “next level?”
Jim: Nothing, I just bean-dipped her.
Stacy: Have you tried the bean dip, it’s
really good!
2. Bill: What did you say when she wanted
to take it to the “next level?”
Jim: Nothing, I just bean-dipped her.
by Quillon Myles May 3, 2018

by Killsmatic_247 April 21, 2016
