Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

you play Russian Roulette with a glock

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.

Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug

by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021

sticky russian ninja

when a man is alone in the house with a woman. he lubes up his loveshaft, sneaks up behind the woman, quickly pulls down her pants, and thrusts his hump sub in her.

I broke into Amanda's house and waited for her to make dinner. when she was at the stove i gave her a sticky russian ninja, and she cried. IT WAS HILARIOUS, HIGH FIVE!!

by dirk mcgurk January 3, 2011

killacorey ( russian sleeper agent)

a gay fag, he owns a ro ball league,

stupid;small;white;14;balti man

"if you ever see killacorey ( russian sleeper agent), make sure to pay official robux to stay safe!!!"

by COOL134142 July 28, 2023

russian granny smith apple

First, you must cut the apple into three or four pieces depending on your preferences and your kinkiness. You cut it into even pieces and stick one in the girls pussy and another one in her mouth and one in her nostril. The fourth (optional) goes in the asshole. Then You take them all out and re arrange the pieces again until each has been in each hole. After this has been done you and you girlfriend-this will not work for male gay couples, but can be double for lesbians-both eat the pieces while the partner proceeds to take their foot and stick it in the others pussy. This can also be used with various fruits like a pear which is a called a chunky russian fruit salad.

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Me and my girlfriend do russian granny smith apples after we have had dinner.

by cory kanz January 11, 2008

Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin)

When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.

The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.

Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.

Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.

by Andrew Sundberg April 26, 2007

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​

Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.

by anonymous47937987394875 October 29, 2008