Shark

Wowww. Real proud of you there.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.

"Honey, there's a shark in my pants!"

by sack of dirt March 15, 2023

fun-shark

n.
A person with an exceptionally active sense of enjoyment, amusement, and/or pleasure.

Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.

by lx2036 December 5, 2012

bob shark

BOB SHAEK!!!!!!

I love when I see BOB SHARK

by Mignist April 1, 2023

shark

blonde girls

“oh look it’s a shark”

by jxkskxnsos July 12, 2025

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

bottom sharking

See: Land Sharking. The difference is that the first definition refers to where the "shark" operates, the second to where the "shark" ends up.

The Japanese call Land Sharking, Bottom Sharking.

by myhandlesistoolongbecauseallth December 16, 2017

river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017