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Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
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Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!
Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!
by anonymous June 21, 2022
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Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.
My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.
by MichaelGswede June 21, 2022
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Self Defense

most people is to protect yourself but some is to do it with someone at karate
“he strangled me so i laughed uwu” that is self defense right there
by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022
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Self Defense

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate
“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now
by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022
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Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022
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Self Honeymoon

a period of harmony where someone commits to taking action to preserve, improve and celebrate their well-being and happiness.
I am in the self honeymoon phase of my life.
by Love Roma August 11, 2022
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