Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 23, 2013

second-cousin-5X-removed

Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).

My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."

by Mackendeez December 20, 2017

co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

double-second cousin

Child of their parent's double-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s maternal first cousin with their parent’s paternal first cousin.

My double-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.

You are a prime example of Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

by DefinetlyNotAV February 11, 2022

Two Seconds

It means to wait or anticipate a longer period of time than the elliptical expression “one second”. How long is “one sec”. Now double that and you have “two seconds”. It’s a way to tell your friend or someone to wait a lil longer and it will take “two seconds” instead of “one second”. If you were going for more than 5 minutes I would consider than “2 seconds”.

“I’ll be out in 2 seconds.”
“Give me two seconds and ill be right back”

by Catchyobich November 25, 2025