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National Smoke Out Day

Mark: “Hey it’s national smoke out day”

Carson: “Oh what does that mean?”

Mark: “roll a doob”
by notbigmike2 February 11, 2021
mugGet the National Smoke Out Daymug.

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.
That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.
by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016
mugGet the Dick Smoking Donkey Humpermug.
When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.
Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.
by Hey Gek August 30, 2022
mugGet the Not trying to smoke your salmonmug.

Smokes we won't pay

When you rent out a cabin that is in the middle of nowhere and there are no stores around other than a smoke shop on the indian reserve to purchase groceries. You end up going to buy what you need and walking out with a carton of smokes regardless if you smoke or not because they are so cheap on the reserves. They basically give them to you just for coming into the store.
Mike, " Hey Kyle, we need to get some toilet paper and some firewood today from the store or we will have frozen shit running down our legs."

Kyle, " The only store around is that fucked up smoke shop on the gas-huffer reserve down the road."

Mike, " Well atleast Smokes we won't pay"
by faaaaack May 14, 2010
mugGet the Smokes we won't paymug.

smoking that v money pack

basically this means ur on v money’s case. u b nagging and tryna come at v money. which is not good. this is a very common brand. which can be very addictive. you might want a nicotine patch.
example- get off my case you stay smoking that v money pack.

example- you bets getchu a patch , u smoking 3 v money packs a day. no good (x2).
by IloveGibbstown May 7, 2021
mugGet the smoking that v money packmug.

Early Log Smokes the Log

A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!
-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!
by WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW78 March 10, 2010
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